Synopsis
A side-scrolling dick-splosion!
A long time ago in a fairytale kingdom, there lived a king who threw a grand banquet to celebrate the birth of his heir. People from all across the kingdom were invited to take part — except one. Witches don’t take too kindly to being scorned, and so the vengeful spellcaster decided to curse the newborn prince.
“On the day of your 18th birthday, you’ll have an accident with your zipper… and thus your family line will die with you!”
Now that time has come, the prince sets off to secure his lineage by hunting down the witch who cursed him,
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Blast your way into battle with four fantasy heroines! Get ready to cock ‘n’ load in one hilariously horny adventure!
* AI was used to create some of the backgrounds.
Gameplay
Pick-up-and-play side-scrolling shooting!
36 stages of load-blowing action and intriguing story!
Use the witches’ abilities to create your own unique playstyle!
You know the women from their fairytale inspirations — but you’ve never seen them quite like this before!
Includes voices and Live2D animation!
Get drawn into a world of fantasy fucking…
Characters
Alice
A spoiled, extravagant woman who prefers to solve her problems with violence. She listens to Granny Wolf without question.
Queen of Hearts
A refined, gentle with that all the others admire. But is she really as ladylike as she seems?
Red Riding Hood
A cunning, crafty, and cruel witch She likes to keep her life lively, but often jumps into situations without thinking.
Mermaid Princess
An unspeaking witch who loves strong men and has a powerful sex drive. The bedroom is her second favorite place — after the battlefield.
Hero
Scott
A man whose penis became a giant cannon thanks to the witch’s curse. Now he’s on a quest to regain his manhood.
(Text: English / Voice: Japanese)
This work was created partially with AI.
| Circle | MuraMura |
| Tags | R18, Shooting, Voice, Music, Application, Chinese Simplified, Chinese Traditional, Korean, Japanese, English |
| Price | 495JPY |
Editorial Review
Cock Cannon positions itself as a comedic action-shooter that weaponizes its premise rather than treating it as mere window dressing—a rarer approach in the adult game space, where crude humor often serves as flavor text for standard gameplay. The side-scrolling shooter framework paired with an R18 narrative setup suggests developers willing to commit to mechanical absurdism as the core appeal rather than bolting adult content onto an existing template.
What distinguishes this work is its willingness to build the entire shooting mechanic around the protagonist’s curse as literal gameplay, creating thematic coherence between narrative conceit and mechanical execution. The inclusion of multiple fantasy heroines with distinct ability sets positions this as more than a simple run-and-gun; the promise of playstyle variation through character abilities suggests some depth to what could otherwise be a one-joke game. The 36-stage structure indicates substantial content volume for a comedy-driven title, and the multilingual support (Japanese, English, Korean, Chinese Simplified and Traditional) signals a push toward international appeal—unusual for a work this tonally irreverent. Voice acting and original music suggest production values beyond what a throwaway comedy shooter might typically justify.
The AI-generated backgrounds disclosure is worth noting as a current industry marker; it suggests cost-conscious development that prioritized character art and animation quality elsewhere.
This lands firmly in the court of players seeking unapologetic comedy wrapped in competent shooting mechanics—those with taste for juvenile humor and who view the R18 framing as comedic context rather than primary content. The fairytale curse structure provides just enough narrative scaffolding to justify repeated play.
A surprisingly committed comedy shooter that understands its own absurdity well enough to build mechanics around it rather than despite it.
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